[go to the www.epix.com strikepage] [five clear pixels] www.rockypalooza.com & www.nwrockypalooza.com [five clear pixels] Update: 19-Sep-2009
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HELLO there!
I'm afraid we have a wee problem...



What exactly, is the problem here?

Fundamentally, you have clicked upon a RockyPalooza event link that doesn't work anymore. The event is done, the audience has dispersed, and the players have left the stage.

Maudlin ramblings:

It is the way of the world that Rocky casts and cabarets tend to have very short life cycles. Most casts exist...non-stop...for five years or less. A very few casts will exist...non-stop...for a decade or two. It is a frequent and saddening passage for an audience member to return to his or her favorite Rocky venue, after only a brief absence, to find a beloved cast filled with complete strangers. Or else to find no remaining cast at all.

RockyPalooza events are gatherings of cast members, audience members and others who have developed an addiction to the Rocky phenomenon. RockyPalooza events are one-time happenings. They provide a means for individuals from different social microcosms to meet. Once. If the life of a typical Rocky cast is brief like a sunrise...then the life of a RockyPalooza event is brief like an eyeblink.

The moral of the story:

After a RockyPalooza event is over, One of the first thing to go is the web site for that particular event. Portal sites, like RockyPalooza.com and NWRockyPalooza.com will usually survive, and thus will continue to point to an obsolete event site. But the event site itself usually decays away rapidly.

Every now and again, we go through the RockyPalooza and NWRockyPalooza pages and remove links to dead event sites. Usually we redirect the link here. To this page. The page of dead RockyPalooza links.

The kiss off:

OK. So you clicked upon a RockyPalooza link that doesn't work anymore. It isn't going to work anymore. Ever. Trust me on this. Maybe you were able to attend the event. Maybe not. But it's over now. Nothing happening here. Time to move along.

By the way...I can't believe you read all of this emo-babble to the very end. Either you're already one of us, or else you need to become one of us.



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